4.13am
February 16, 2011
Mosquito in the bedroom.
Cockroach in the kitchen.
Earthworms in the courtyard.
I’m sitting in the living room at 4.13am.
F*#& THIS S*@&!!!
I’m going to GET YOU ALL TOMORROW.
Someone tell me wtf is the purpose of a mosquito? I might have studied this back in primary school, but at 4.18am I’m hard-pressed to remember what their contribution to the ecological system is. What pests do they help get rid of? Why is there such an evil animal that SUCKS BLOOD? And the best part – leaves you itching? Leeches can as least serve a medical purpose. But mozzie bites? Why the hell do bats get connected to vampires?? Mozzies make SO much more sense!
WHAT THE *$#&! The cockroach just crawled to the living room and because I can’t get to my beloved swatter in time I just stomped it with my favourite bathroom slippers!!
UUUUUGGGGGHHH. I HATE YOU. YOU!!!!!!
(And all the above takes place in SILENCE because the husband is sleeping peacefully upstairs).
February 17, 2011 at 2:05 am
The only good cockroach is a dead one!!!!!!!!!!!!
If I were you, I’d burn those bedroom slippers.
February 17, 2011 at 6:37 am
Sadly, I did have to chuck them into the bin
It was so gross! I left IT there because i was too tired to clean it up and went back to sleep, and later on when i lifted the slipper the feelers were still moving! SO DISGUSTING!!
Cockroaches NEVER die. Eech.
February 17, 2011 at 1:27 pm
Oh no! Poor you. Hope you will get some proper rest tonight!
February 17, 2011 at 9:38 pm
oh my…
the only good reason i can think for mozzies, is that they’re part of the food chain. come stay in the cold parts, we have no mozzies here till Summer! (then all hell breaks loose)
February 21, 2011 at 9:57 am
are you coming back to sg???